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Archive for December, 2008

H2O

There are two options to consider when you read the first part of my last blog…the letter to my sweet baby niece. You could:
1. Assume my new niece breathes water. I mean, her name is Ariel, after all.
2. Assume I am a loser that forgot how to express “oxygen” using the [...]

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Baby

To my sweet new baby niece, Ariel:
Welcome to the outside world!  You’ve been breathing H2O since December 6, which I imagine is much more enjoyable than, you know, all that…fluid.  In your first few weeks, you tested “healthy” and “normal” and it sounds like you’re settling into humanity very nicely.  Good work!  Although, I must say, [...]

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Do you know that problem, where you sleep too long at night and then feel oddly tired the next day?  Like you’ve overdosed on sleep, and just can’t snap out of sleepiness?  
Well…I am a proud victim of that disorder today.  In fact, the last three nights, I’ve gone to sleep around 11:00pm and slept [...]

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